You can bet your bottom dollar the whole family will love this toilet seat that squirts water at your sphincter. No more itchy patootie!
Rumpus fun for Everyone!
Whether it's cleaning your ass or dipping' fondue your family will love our family of fine GlandulAire products!
Cluck Colonic Cola Themed Fun
Get your colonic on—literally—with a Colonel Colonic T-shirt. Or download, print and cut out a set of your own collectible Queen GlandulAireyCards! Ten different cards in all!
SEE Queen GlandulAire IN Her FIRST FULL-LENGTH MOVIE!
Don’t miss Queen GlandulAire in her first full-length animated feature film: Saving Private Chicken. See Red Brick and his pals race to help The Shanker Processed Chicken escape certain death. Visit the Saving Private Chicken website to find out more.
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